Wow! What an evening! Gaga shows up in a egg, dresses like a Batman Devil Hooker, and sings about how she was born that way. How shallow is the gene pool at her end of the swimming pool?
Katy Perry sings a heart felt artistic masterpiece featuring a cool effect with her wedding videos shown on the train of her dress, and then follows up with her obligatory "the label makes me sing this crap" Teenage Dream song.
Justin Bieber loses Best New Artist due to the fact that there are no teenage girls on the board of the Recording Academy of America.
Lady Antebellum wins the night for their, "Redneck Booty Call Song" as tweeted by a friend.
John Mayer apparently was auditioning for Pirates of the Caribbean 5 by dressing and rocking the same facial hair as Captain Jack Sparrow himself, Johnny Depp.
They had to audio scrub over four whole lines of music from the Dr. Dre/Eminem/Rhianna performance.
And to top it all off....one of the songs nominated for song of the year was F**k You by Cee Lo Brown.
Ahhh wholesome family entertainment!
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